Big Bang photo from Mars rock

NASA and JPL scientists have concluded that Earth is the little ball shooting out at the 10pm position in the image.

Radioactive dating proves the age of the universe to be 600 gazillion years old.

The brown "post" seen below the source of the bang is apparently the forearm of God, the fingers of gods hand are obscured by the explosion.

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