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Chinese enter Cola War!

With the introduction of Sino-Cola to the marketplace, the Cola Wars heats up even more.

billboard "Going head to head against Coke and Pepsi is a formidable challenge" says Bill Neumann of the Carbonated Drink Association.  But, Sino-Cola is entering the scene poised to give Coca-Cola a very hard time. 

"This stuff tastes just like Coke"  adds Neumann "I don't know how they did that!".

popSet to arrive in stores during August, Sino-Cola will be launching an aggressive advertising campaign aimed at Generation X and younger.  Numerous sponsorship arrangements have been made with a heavy emphasis on both TV and radio talk shows, along with such media staples as the Teletubbys. 

Reportedly, popular British singer Opera-Spice has signed on to be the primary spokesperson for their ads.


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"These guys are scary", comments Jim Cox, a beverage distributor in Florida, "They seem to have deep pockets and can buy their way onto any shelf they want".

 

Sino-Cola was formed in March by Chinese entrepreneur Yuang Chu and while based in Manchuria, is currently building bottling facilities throughout the US and Canada.  Sino-Cola trades on the Peking market as "SOCA".

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Yuang Chu is also known for his recent launch in Europe of the Kuang Foo Chicken fast food restaurant chain, specializing in fried chicken prepared using special spices and herbs.

 

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