We hope that our sick call generator is helpful to you in deciding the excuse for your forthcoming day off.
When calling in....ractice your "sick-voice" (if applicable) before dialing the phone so you sound authentic.
Call before anyone has arrived at work so that you can leave your message with the supervisors voice-mail.
Make your sick call as short as possible. The longer your message, the more likely you will "slip up".
Be careful not to be sick on too many
Fridays or Mondays in a row.
Your sickness will appear more authentic if it is done midweek and for more than one day at a time.
On your sick day, take your phone off the hook whenever you are away from home. A busy signal is more convincing than an endless ring, should work call you.
On returning to work, act lethargic for the first few hours.
BE CAREFUL TO NOT BRAG ABOUT THINGS YOU
DID ON YOUR SICK DAY! (that movie you saw, relatives visiting, etc).